He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
this is an emotional support booty call
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
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