gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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