Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
