I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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