He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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