belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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