i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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