I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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