I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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