You really coming over, don't trick.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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