i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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