The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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