Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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