oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
You are the jesus of drinking
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
Randomize
