we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Randomize
