but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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