THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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