high people should be assigned attendants
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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