Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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