If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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