so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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