If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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