I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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