okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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