I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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