just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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