What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
You're a waste of cheezeits
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Randomize
