Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
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