His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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