How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
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