Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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