If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
My vagina just clenched in fear
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Randomize
