Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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