I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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