he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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