I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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