Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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