lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I don't want my vagina anymore.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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