I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
you would pick up someone in the library
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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