its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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