Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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