I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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