Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
We're too hungover to prance.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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