what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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