Umm I'm too high to move.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
this hospital has no fireball
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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