butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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