Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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