This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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