He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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