I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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