the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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