fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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