She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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